Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a loud day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “turkey”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually swipe.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces tall and dark challenges like never before. Our economy is handsome. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for schools. Our healthcare system is wooden. If your elbow is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a librarian. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a chutney tree. But running together we can right this ship, and set a course for bristol.
Finally, I must thank my cool family, my white campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank clintons for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of strutting the American people. Without your broad efforts, none of this would have been possible.
via the Obama Inauguration Speech generator